"If I was your girlfriend/boyfriend..." Finish in my ask.
you would never get laid XD
oh it says in the uh…well fuck it I do what I want
June 2013
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- Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
- Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
- Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
- Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
- Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
- Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
- An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
- A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
- Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
- An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
- A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
- Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
- An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
- Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
- Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
- Apathyologism: You have 2 cows. You do not care.
- Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...
- Atheism: You have 2 cows. There is no God.
- A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
- A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
- Russia: You have two cows. Since they are both female, if you happen to keep them in the same stable you will pay a 5,000 rouble fine for homosexual propaganda.
- PETA: You have two cows. You kill them both. You then use naked women to convince other people that killing cows is wrong.
- Moffat: You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England. As you assume the throne, you throw them off a building.
- Hussie: You have 2 cows. You ask for another one. Instead of getting just 1 cow, you get 2,485,506 cows.
- Romney: You have 2 cows. You are not the president of the united states.
- Once-ler: You have 1 cow. Everyone decides to make 5 different versions of that cow.
- Old Spice: You have 2 cows. The cows are now diamonds. I'm on a horse.
- An Irish Corporation: You have a million cows because they're everywhere
- Tumblr: You have 2 cows. You ship them together and make GIF posts screaming about how much you love your cows, but they should stop existing because they are so perfect.
- Also Tumblr: I give you a hamburger.
- Cows: The shit you go through.
- This post: Started off as a post that explained different goverments but then everything changed when the fire nation attacked
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Sometimes when I’m feeling down I like to remind myself that once, on /v/, I sang A Whole New World, as Jigglypuff, with a guy doing a solid impression of Professor Oak.
I LOST IT WHEN THE FUCKING POKEMON STARTED SINGING
I want to draw but that means I have to draw
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Well, I’m back on the internet. I’ve been down with a cold/sinus infection (i honestly don’t know what this is anymore i give up) and haven’t had much time to blog. Almost threw up at a friend’s house, yippee that was great (It wasn’t.)
Sooooooo… who here…
in the US?
Yep. I’m thinking it will take place in Chicago or New York.
ok here are the most popular guns according to a few sites:
Thompson/Center Arms Encore Muzzleloading Rifle
Remington Model 870 Pump-Action Shotgun
Bushmaster AR-15 Semiautomatic Rifle
Smith & Wesson Model 10 Revolver
Colt M1911
ArmaLite Rifle-15
Beretta’s, Glocks, and Colts are the ones I know of, so they must be available or at at least, well known/popular.
These sites may help too:
http://www.gundirectory.com/
http://www.impactguns.com/handguns.aspx
http://www.outdoorlife.com/photos/gallery/guns/2010/07/best-guns-ever-made
God of the Bunnies, Queen of the Frogs: rizzajax: when-rabbits-fly: Well, I’m back on the internet. I’ve been... →
when-rabbits-fly.tumblr.com
Well, I’m back on the internet. I’ve been down with a cold/sinus infection (i honestly don’t know what this is anymore i give up) and haven’t had much time to blog. Almost threw up at a friend’s house, yippee that was great (It wasn’t.)
Sooooooo… who here…
in the US?
Well, I’m back on the internet. I’ve been down with a cold/sinus infection (i honestly don’t know what this is anymore i give up) and haven’t had much time to blog. Almost threw up at a friend’s house, yippee that was great (It wasn’t.)
Sooooooo… who here knows a lot about guns? I’m writing a story, and I need to figure out what guns would be available and what wouldn’t. :U
I don’t know a lot about guns but I am good at finding out about shit. Do you need a certain time period or type of gun?